Saturday, September 10, 2011

'Gram of the Week (7/25/11 - 7/31/11)

PETER PAN IS ALIVE AND WELL AND SLEEPING ON HIS FRIEND'S COUCH IN SAYVILLE!

David turned 40 this week. All of David's friends are married and have children. David's single and spends most of his time hanging out with all his married friends and their kids. By the end of the night, he usually winds up crashing on their couch. "Better not sit there. That's where David's going to sleep!"

So David's friends ordered an Elvis for his Birthday. I show up and they're all shooting pool. The pool table takes up the entire living room ( they're ALL just big kids!).

David is an independent film producer, who, when he's not searching the data base for a suitable mate on Match.com, he is taking enneagram personality tests, crossing yet another feat off of his "Adventure List", hanging out at the Walt Whitman Shopping Center, and eating his hamburgers "topless" (no bun!).

Oh yeah, I suspect he's kind of anal, too. When you invite him over for dinner, he not only brings his own food, but he goes through your cupboard and reorganizes it! Yup.....this bachelor's a real catch!

But in all seriousness, David took the roasting in good stride. That's his greatest asset; the ability to laugh at oneself!

Kerry

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