PERHAPS THE FAIRFIELD UNIVERSITY FIGHT SONG WOULD HAVE BEEN A BETTER CHOICE!
Fairfield University’s mascot is Lucas, the red stag. I don’t think a Reggae Gorilla comes close to looking like Lucas, unless you squint your eyes really, really tight; but who am I to judge? After all, it IS college and there might be lots of underage imbibing……..even if it IS Fairfield!
Julia is a sophomore at Fairfield University. She turned 20 this week and the only way her “friends” wanted to celebrate was with a singing telegram in the cafeteria at the Barone Student Center…..at lunch-time.
Imagine the scene; a packed cafeteria, a cornered bio/chem major, and a Reggae Gorilla revealing most of her secrets for the student body to hear. This Chris Brown fan is addicted to Juicy Juice, is a germaphobe, hates those who text loudly (?), likes to talk in a high-pitched baby voice, and can’t play soccer for the Stags because she rolled her ankle while wearing high heels! And those are only the things I can repeat in mixed company.
Oh yeah, she might be a little bit gullible, too. One of her friends prank-called her, saying she was the Dean of the school, and scared the bejesus out of her; hook, line, and sinker.